Just in case anyone was wondering

Posted on March 18, 2005

If I’m ever reduced to the mental capacity of a 6 month old, I want my feeding tube removed. After that, sit me up in a chair with a baby bottle full of white russians. When I’m done with that, put a bullet in the back of my head, cremate my remains, and sprinkle my ashes over a gravel road surrounded by tall trees.