I suck in new and exciting ways!

I’m a forgetful person. It’s my nature. It probably comes about as a direct result of my sloppy, disorganized nature. I’ve had to replace my Final Draft software three times. I lost the Drive backup files once and had to have Shawn send me the first issue pages to re-letter. This shit happens all the time.

But now it’s getting worse.

As many of you know, I started back at kung-fu back in May. I really needed (and wanted) to go, and it’s been a blast, but my forgetful nature is making an ass out of me. Since returning to kung-fu, I’ve left my bo staff there twice and been very lucky to get it back the next week. I lost a $110 broad sword and a $50 pair of sais (left them both at the school by accident, they never showed up again). I was able to shrug most of these off. Shit happens, right?

Wrong.

I, dumb ass piece of shit that I am, lost my black belt.

That’s right, my fucking black belt.

How do I do that? For the life of me, I can’t even figure it out. Now, I have to buy a new belt (if I can afford it). Shit, I have a loaner belt right now! How fucking lame is that?! What the fuck is wrong with me? Really? How far up my ass can I put my own head?!

See you tomorrow.