Bad Christmas Plans

So, I had this great idea. I offered to cook tuna steaks for Shawna and her family on Christmas Eve. Everybody was into, and I was ready to get going.

The I started looking at tuna prices.

Local supermarket: $9.99 a pound.

Ouch! Not to worry, though. Quality Seafood is an actual fish supplier, and they’ve probably got a semi trailer full of the stuff out back. So I give Quality Seafood a call and ask them their price on tuna steaks.

$17.99 a pound.

Fuck me runnin!

So, now I have to go to the store tonight and find a worthy substitute fish. I like Shawna’s family and all, but damn I’m poor!