I Hate Being Me

It’s 4:40AM right now, and I’m awake. I’ve been awake since 2:39. Why? Because sometimes the simple act of laying down causes my stomach to fill up with air, and if I don’t belch every five minutes or so, I end up with really bad pains in my general torso area, pains so bad they make my arms and legs shiver. I have never found a way to successfully combat these pains. Let me tell you, it’s never fun waking up in the middle of the night, thinking you’re having a heart attack at the ripe old age of 28, then feeling fine after you burp.

Yeah, so it’s before five, and I’m awake. I’m going to try to go back to sleep once five rolls around, see if I can get an hour in before I have to get up and go to work, but I’m not too hopeful.

Happy Monday.