Here’s an observation for you. It’s not supposed be a stand-up bit or anything, one of those “You’ll never see a black man on water skis” things. This is just something that happened between Shawna and I recently that gave me a bit of a chuckle.
Shawna and I are both getting our asses kicked by allergies this week. I took Monday off work to recover, and Monday night I, as a caring, sensitive boyfriend, decided to sleep in the guest bedroom so my coughing wouldn’t wake Shawna up.
So Tuesday night rolls around.
Shawna: You sleeping in the guest bedroom again?
Me: Probably not. I’ve got coughdrops now. I should be okay?
Shawna: You sure?
Me: Think so.
Shawna (sad): Oh.
And there you have it, folks. Love you, Shawna!