For Your Enjoyment
Posted on February 16, 2006
What happens when you mix Superfriends and Way of the Gun.
Thanks to Randy for finding this.
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New Voices and a Work Update
Posted on February 15, 2006
A Trip to Rundberg is currently covered under Shocklines’ New Voices Guarantee. You can order an autographed copy of the book from Shocklines, and if you don’t like it, you can return it within thirty days for store credit. Beat that deal! Go on, try!
The February 2006 Work Update
Because I thought it would be fun…
“Rain Against My Window” (short story) Appearing in the Gods and Monsters anthology available at the end of March. More info later.
Just Past La Grange (novel) Being rewritten, possible having a title change to A Family Matter. I’ll be trying to find a publisher for this come May.
Run Like Hell (novella) Second draft stage. We’ll see how this one goes.
Cold (five-issue mini series) Artist found.
Saint James (three-issue mini series, possible ongoing) Artist working on pages for pitch.
Dust and Blood (graphic novel) Formerly To the Last Man. Waiting on cover from the truly excellent artist who is working on it, then sending it off to Image.
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Since I don’t have any great news, I’ll post this…
Posted on February 14, 2006
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Welcome Monday Lovers!
Posted on February 13, 2006
I’d love to tell you about my Saturday, but my Saturday was spent in College Station, which is a lot like a wasteland, except with buildings. Witness, while figuring out what to do for with our evening, most people suggested we get in our cars and head back to Austin (for some culture). I laughed and had another shot of Sailor Jerry.
So I’ll talk about Friday.
Shawna and I had a blast Friday night. We started the night at Randy’s place, watching the final four episodes of Arrested Development. The really went out with a bang, though I would have loved a bit more closure on the George Michael/Maebe front. Oh, well.
Then the call from Tess came, and Shawna and I went to the strip club.
Now Austin is home to a lot of topless bars. Off the top of my head, I can think of Sugar’s, The Yellow Rose, Perfect 10, XTC, Expose, The Landing Strip, and Pellazio. That’s a lot of place to go see some tits, and I’m not even talking about the… ahem… “modeling studios.” The place we went to, however, was called Joy of Austin. I’d never been to Joy. Hell, I’ve never been to a strip club period. Y’see, like all good boyfriends, I hate tits. Hate ‘em with a passion. And the last thing I want to do is go someplace where I can drink and look at tits. Talk about boring!
Nope. Never been to The Yellow Rose.
Never been to a dingy place in Lawrenceburg, Indiana called Concepts.
Certainly haven’t been to a place in Arlington called The Fantasy Ranch.
Never even heard of it.
But here’s the thing: sometimes, the girlfriend you love with all your heart and soul wants to have a woman with fake breasts named Candi grind on her lap.
And, by Christ, and want to watch that.
So we spent a good four hours at Joy on Friday, where I spent $160 on drinks, lap dances, and tips for girls named Candi. And I got hear gems like “She smells amazing,” and “Can you find me a girl with a great ass?”
And that’s why I love Shawna like no other.
Envy me, fuckos. Envy me.
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A Rundberg Review
Posted on February 9, 2006
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I… Can… Breathe!
Posted on February 9, 2006
Yes, after almost a week of feeling like I was about to die, my nose has begun to clear up. Another week, and I should be in tip-top condition, which is still pretty bad for the rest of the world.
Rundberg has been selling pretty well, which makes me happy. Here’s some kind words from a few folks…
“Just as good, if not possibly better than, the first six issues of WALKING DEAD.” - Brian Keene. City of the Dead, The Conqueror Worms.
“I don’t think I’ve ever burned through a graphic novel that quickly.” - Mike Oliveri. Muy Mal; Werewolves, Call of the Wild.
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This was fun
Posted on February 8, 2006
Found this online. New trailer for Sleepless in Seattle that makes it look like a psycho-thriller.
http://www.tomatopatch.com/films/sleepless.htm
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Men and Women
Posted on February 8, 2006
Here’s an observation for you. It’s not supposed be a stand-up bit or anything, one of those “You’ll never see a black man on water skis” things. This is just something that happened between Shawna and I recently that gave me a bit of a chuckle.
Shawna and I are both getting our asses kicked by allergies this week. I took Monday off work to recover, and Monday night I, as a caring, sensitive boyfriend, decided to sleep in the guest bedroom so my coughing wouldn’t wake Shawna up.
So Tuesday night rolls around.
Shawna: You sleeping in the guest bedroom again?
Me: Probably not. I’ve got coughdrops now. I should be okay?
Shawna: You sure?
Me: Think so.
Shawna (sad): Oh.
And there you have it, folks. Love you, Shawna!
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Lemon. Take Two.
Posted on February 7, 2006
There. That’s better.
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This is the New Sick
Posted on February 6, 2006
Sorry for lack of real update today. I’m sick and jacked to the gills on orange juice, dayquil, and my own private shame. I’ll be back tomorrow. Until then, here’s a picture of a lemon to keep you entertained.
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