Swapping Wives and Taking Names

In a fit of complete boredom last night, I sat down with Shawna and watched most of an episode of Wife Swap. To no one’s surprise, the show played out exactly as I expected.

Here’s an idea, though, because my brain always works in silly ways.

Just once, on ABC (The Family Network!), I want to watch an episode of Wife Swap where it’s time for the wives to be reunited with their husbands, but one of the wives refuses because she’s fallen in love with the other husband and they’re planning to run away together.

Smell those ratings, dammit. Smell them!