When I met you almost four years ago, I never knew our friendship would last this long. You just showed up at my door, begging for a place to stay. I took you in and gave you a home. You’ve been with me ever since, a faithful companion. Together, we made several trips down the street and back, smiling all the way. Over time, I grew to depend on you-to love you, in a way. I suppose I always knew our partnership couldn’t last forever, but I hoped. Oh, God, how I hoped. But now it’s over. It saddens me so deeply to say it’s over…
…And all because that bastard working the register at Domino’s finally took away my coupon for a large three-topponng for $8.99.