When I met you almost four years ago, I never knew our friendship would last this long.  You just showed up at my door, begging for a place to stay.  I took you in and gave you a home.  You’ve been with me ever since, a faithful companion.  Together, we made several trips down the street and back, smiling all the way.  Over time, I grew to depend on you-to love you, in a way.  I suppose I always knew our partnership couldn’t last forever, but I hoped.  Oh, God, how I hoped.  But now it’s over.  It saddens me so deeply to say it’s over…

…And all because that bastard working the register at Domino’s finally took away my coupon for a large three-topponng for $8.99.