Monkeys: The New Menace

A senior government official in India has been killed by monkeys.

You read that right.  It appears there are terrible mobs of monkeys roaming New Delhi.  Remember this, folks.  This is what happens when you let animals congregate in large numbers.  Just look at Detroit’s feral dog packs.  Take a second and read that second article.  Packs of twenty dogs, people.  This will be the end of mankind.

You have been warned.