If you buy Rock Band, you’re an asshole.

So, the makers of Guitar Hero are putting out a new game, Rock Band.  Basically, it’s Guitar Hero for four players. It includes vocals, drums, bass guitar, and lead guitar.

Sounds kinda cool.

Then I learned the game costs $170. 

So let’s get this straight, because I’ll only say this once.  If you pay $170 for one video game, without splitting the cost with three friends, then you deserve to have your neck stomped into a fleshy paste.  Examine your priorities, shithead.

The end.