Location -Â Supermarket
Me:Â Where’s the O’Doul’s?
Shawna: In the corner.Â Oh, Coors has a non-alcoholic beer, too.
Me (sarcastic): Yeah, bet that tastes excellent.
Just call me Nate Southard – recovering alcoholic, near-beer snob.
Location – Home
Shawna: What did you have for dinner?
Me: Went to Chipotle.
Shawna: I thought you were going to eat cheesecake and banana pudding?
Yeah, I had all three.Â Fucking sue me.