Sad conversations I’ve had recently
Posted on June 20, 2008
Exhibit A
Location - Supermarket
Me: Where’s the O’Doul’s?
Shawna: In the corner. Oh, Coors has a non-alcoholic beer, too.
Me (sarcastic): Yeah, bet that tastes excellent.
Just call me Nate Southard - recovering alcoholic, near-beer snob.
Exhibit B
Location - Home
Shawna: What did you have for dinner?
Me: Went to Chipotle.
Shawna: I thought you were going to eat cheesecake and banana pudding?
Me: Well…
Yeah, I had all three. Fucking sue me.
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