Sad conversations I’ve had recently

Exhibit A

Location - Supermarket

Me:  Where’s the O’Doul’s?

Shawna: In the corner.  Oh, Coors has a non-alcoholic beer, too.

Me (sarcastic): Yeah, bet that tastes excellent.

Just call me Nate Southard – recovering alcoholic, near-beer snob.

Exhibit B

Location – Home

Shawna: What did you have for dinner?

Me: Went to Chipotle.

Shawna: I thought you were going to eat cheesecake and banana pudding?

Me: Well…

Yeah, I had all three.  Fucking sue me.